I stole this from Mark. Hope he doesn’t care. But if he does, I’ll just kill ‘im. Anyway, what you do for this is put 12 characters in randomly from your fandoms and then follow the instructions afterwards. Simple.

1. Athrun Zala (Gundam SEED)
2. Tatsuki (Bleach)
3. Sayo Aisaka (Mahou Sensei Negima)
4. Temari (Naruto)
5. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
6. Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
7. Hikaru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club)
8. Hiruma Youchi (Eyeshield 21)
9. Skuld (Ah! My Goddess!)
10. Dio Brando (JoJo’s Bizarra Adventure)
11. Lina Inverse (Slayers)
12. L (Death Note)



Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?

Lessee, an idiotic gluttonous pirate captain, or a greedy egomaniacal sorceress? As college professors? ....I suppose Lina would do better than Luffy, though. She could teach magic at a magic academy! Or something.


02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Well, I did have a Temari craze a while back...


03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? ...

L wants to find Kira. And it’s bloody Hiruma, of course he’ll succeed!


04. What is or would be 9's favourite book?

Some engineering book, probably.


05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Luffy’s the captain, he can’t swear fealty to anybody else. So Tatsuki would have to swear to him.


06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

...Sesshomaru looking for a roomie is just a funny thought. But I suppose he’d rather live with a goddess than a stand-using vampire.


07. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

I suppose L would be interviewing them for any leet infoz on Kira. Since L would be treating, Hikaru would make them go to some fancy restaurant (as Tatsuki wouldn’t care one way or another.)


08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Dio realizes that, even if he can stop time, he can’t kill a ghost...


09. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

Hiruma would blackmail him. Duh.


10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

L Finds Kira (and Hikaru Winds Up With Haruhi)

...Seriously, they don’t share any interests whatsoever. xD


11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

...A Gundam pilot and a ninja? How would that work?


12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

We’d get along fine, even though I live in a “shack” or such. But I’d make Hikaru pay for everything.


13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Well, since Sayo’s a ghost *snaps fingers* I guess I’d have her be my personal spy. So I can get blackmail. And then I can act like Hiruma~


14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Lina? Nope. Slayers is too old-school for any of my friends to like.


15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

I think Tatsuki would side with a ninja over a demon.


16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

“THE WORLD!” And then he stops time and kills you.


17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

I can’t think of any songs evil enough for Hiruma.


18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Luffy. Athrun and L are cool and all, but Luffy is a beast. A beast who will let nothing stand between him and his food.


19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

.................................................


20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Murder.


21. What is 6's secret?

His grandfather is a.... oh, wait, that’s a spoiler. ;o


22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Lina, I think. She can fly.


23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

Hikaru lies sometimes, and Sayo is the picture of innocence. I choose Sayo.


24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

I’d name it “WTF kind of crack was I smoking when I thought this up?” Athrun and Skuld saving the world from Temari? Who kidnaps L and has Lina as a spy? And Sesshomaru and Sayo in there? Are any of them even in the same world/time period?

Oh, well. I’d force Amanda, Neko, and Nimi to read it, even though it’d be as weird as hell. I’d hafta write it myself, of course....


25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Hikaru might buy his way outta a bad situation, but nothing’d even happen to me if Hiruma was with me. So I’d say Hiruma.




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